March 20th - the greatest day ever. Not just because the sun was shining bright, or because it was the first day of spring and it showed. No no... it was also Jour du Macaron, a day when dozens of
pâtisseries all over Paris (and New York!) gave away free
macarons (or at least for a few pennies' donation).
The night before, like a kid the night before Easter, I mapped out my plan of attack. I knew which places to go to, what was ranked best, and how to efficiently hit as many spots as I could.
Not only did I satisfy my taste buds, I was also able to use up all those little 2-cent pieces for which I never have a use.
I began with Pierre Hermé and Jean-Paul Hévin near the Louvre, two places ranked Paris' best by the fabulous blog
Paris By Mouth.

I thought that from all the blog buzz about Jour du Macaron and with it being a free event and all, the shops would be crazy with people, but in fact I was never further than fourth in line all day.

From
Pierre Hermé I got the Ispahan, a lovely little red number of rose, lychee and raspberry flavors, complete with gold and red flecks on top.

It was delicious, and I can never deny the light-headedly lovely feeling that comes with the flavor of rose. But for me, this mac was a little heavy on the crème and not chewy enough for my tastes. Call me a snob, but I require a certain amount of bite in my cookie.
On next to
Jean-Paul Hévin, who gave me a choice of THREE macs for one donation!

Actually, they chose the first one (I never caught the name) and then I chose a nutty pistachio and the
citron-in, which nearly did me in with its delicate and bright flavor, like a tiny, chewy key lime pie.

UGH. SO GOOD.

As I emerged from the Métro and made my way to Galeries Lafayette, I caught this piano player, with his piano, no big deal, just playing a tune on Boulvard Haussman.

Why bother being inside when you can play outside?

Galeries Lafayette let me down a bit (but not enough to break my spirit!). First I couldn't find Sadaharu Aoki, and then Ladurée, the most famous
macaron maker in the world, told me they were not participating.
EXCUSEZ-MOI?
Whatever! I had better tastes to try out anyway, like one I'd instantly regretted not getting at Pierre Hermé, which serendipitously also has a shop in Galeries Lafayette. So up I went.

It was... OMG... wait for it...
chocolat foie gras.
Does that sound wrong to you? Or does it sound so perfectly right that you wish you'd thought of it? I ate it outside in the sun, and I swear I was spinning in circles... I literally kept turning in different directions, walking nowhere, just mind-blown from this little miracle of salty sweetness. It was so complicated.

My LORD. I didn't think I'd ever get over it. But I still had work to do. I went up to Montmartre and couldn't locate one of the locations on my list, so I hiked up the hill and made it over to the next place,
Arnaud Larher on rue Caulaincourt, not far from my apartment. There was only one other person there!

I asked the guy working there which one was the best. He laughed and said in French, "There's too many." I selected one and as I was leaving, he implored me to try one of the samples. I squealed a little too loudly, loudly enough for him to laugh at me. This little guy, the
mandarine mangue, a combination of orange and mango that was so delicate and bright it was like eating the sun itself.

But the
macaron of the day, maybe of my life, was yet to come. I didn't realize I'd saved the best for last. But it was. Behold... the
absinthe.

It's like a prize. Dark silver on the outside, dark purple on the inside, this may be the only gray-hued thing I've ever loved. The flavor was incredible, complicated, layered, sweet but not too sweet, the perfect amount of chewy resistance... indescribable, I must say, because all I remember about it is that I almost cried when I ate it.

It was perfection. I don't remember ever being so fleetingly happy from something so simple. After that, I went home and had a coffee, and after
that I was positively vibrating from all the sugar plus caffeine. It's not often that I feel the opposite of a blood sugar drop, but yesterday afternoon it was positively worth it!